Saturday, August 24

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KFC Chicken and Waffles

KFC Chicken and Waffles Shakespeare By David P   A radio commercial for the KFC Chicken and Waffles written in Shakespearean English   Announcer: Receiveth new chicken and waffles at KFC f’r a limit’d timeth with syrup and ev’rything! Receiveth some chicken and waffles bef’re their gone!

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Shoe-eth Sensation- Radio Commercial

Shoe-eth Sensation By: Abbi Rutherford & Madelyn Chandler   A radio commercial for the Shoe-eth Sensation written in Shakespearean English   Announcer: Buyeth thy shoes at Shoe-eth Sensation the present day! The most comfy shoes thee can receiveth! Most wondrous sales and vile prices. Cheapith fabulous shoes!

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Iphone X Radio Commercial

Iphone X An Iphone X radio commercial in Shakespearean English by William P   Announcer: Receiveth the new Iphone X and playeth f’rtnite with the new ixoctic skin. Also, receiveth Verizon  f’r twenty bucks a month. Hurry while supplies lasteth!

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Save Your Eyebrows-Radio Commercial

SAVE THY EYEBROWS  A radio commercial for the Eyebrow’r written in Shakespearean English   Announcer: If’t be true thou art losing thy eyebrows cometh and buyeth the new Eyebrow’r. Just visiteth www.eyebrow’r.com to buyith at the online website.

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Fortnite Battle Pass Radio Commercial

F’rtnite Battleth Passeth By Drake S and Connor D SHAKESPEAREAN English Version ANNOUNCER: Hast thou heard about the new battleth pass?  Thou shouldst hast heard about it. It hath a lot of new features, dances, emotes, and other cosmetics. And ’tis the start to a new season, well what art thou doing?   Thou shouldst be in thither and build in …

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The Purple Mattress-Commercial

Purple Mattress A commercial for the Purple Mattress written in Shakespearean English By Brody M. and Luke F.   Husband: “My own backeth hurts.” Wife: “Wherefore?” Husband: “My own mattress is lacking valor.” Wife: “Then what mattress doth thee wanteth?” Husband: “How about a most wonderful Purple Mattress?”   Announcer: “Receiveth a Purple Mattress online today!”  

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Saturday, September 22, 2018 Museum Day

Get a Ticket for Saturday, September 22, 2018 Museum Day is a one-day event in which participating museums and cultural institutions across the country provide free entry to anyone presenting a Museum Day ticket. Participants are allowed to download one ticket per email address. The ticket provides free general admission on Saturday, September 22, 2018, for two people. Go to www.smithsonianmag.com/museumday/museum-day-2018/ for more …

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Frugal – Thrifty

Maria Abbott, Member Services Representative, One Vision Federal Credit Union, (Indiana University Southeast, Pursuing BS in Business Management, Human Resources, and Marketing)

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